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Sunday, June 22, 2008

Crayon Shin Chan - An American Travesty

I like Shin Chan. Even though some of the jokes are a little inappropriate for an American audience, it had a cute sense of humor.

However, I will not forgive Funimation for turning Shin Chan into total crap. I hate to say it, but the English dub is such a false and misleading translation that it turns the entire series into a travesty.


Let me give some examples. The first episode, "Pee Strike," was supposed to be a cute show about a kid who went on a pee strike, because his mom wouldn't give him a bigger allowance. Simple and cute episode. The dub turns Shin Chan into some stupid whiny jerk. Even worse, his upright, strict mother starts talking about syphillis in front of this kid! Syphillis!


Everyone knows that no Japanese mother would ever talk about this type of subject in front of their kids.


It gets worse and worse. The school principal (who looks Okinawan) becomes a Latino guy, Action Man becomes Action Bastard and the Action Man theme song includes the words "Honor and a penis." I kid you not.


How the hell could a simple kid show dub go completely wrong? Well, Funimation wanted to gear this release for adults. I read in "Anime Insider" magazine that Crayon Shin-Chan was similar to Bart Simpson in the United States. But why on Earth did the English dubbers add so much crap in this dub? I mean, there are clear cultural differences between Shin Chan and Bart Simpson. But why are the kids talking about European schools and Britney Spears?


The dub is hideous. Awful. Inexcusable. The animation is still the same, but that's besides the point. The Texas dubbers involved with Shin Chan really screwed up with this. And they're working on the second season as well. Let's just hope that they don't mess up other Japanese shows.
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Thursday, June 19, 2008

Jet Lagann

Remember two months ago, when I said that I would review Gurren Lagann? Turns out the American publisher, ADV, lost the rights to the series. Now Bandai is releasing "Gurren Lagann" next month.

Talk about weird. I was so ready two months ago to watch goofy robots with drills duke it out. Ah well, at least I can look forward to "Gurren" next month.

I'm not looking forward to reviewing "Shin Chan." I have the DVDs, but they all have bad American dub voices. There are other problems too, but I'll jot those down in my review.
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Saturday, June 14, 2008

DVD Review - xxxHolic continues wish-giving spree

























The second DVD of xxxHolic is the best anime to arrive in my mailbox so far. Even though the characters are still unbelievably tall, the mystical beauty of the series still stands strong.

If you don't know the storyline, high schooler Kimihiro Watanuki is a part-time worker at Yuko Ichihara's house. Yuko is a professional fortune-teller and wish-giver. She often assigns Watanuki to difficult chores, such as purging the school of ghosts and offering comforting words to people tormented by demons. He's hoping that Yuko will grant his wish to stop seeing demons.

The second DVD continues Watanuki's life as a part-time worker. This time, Watanuki returns two birds to a fox and his kid, helps Yuko purge a woman of her addiction to the Internet and saves a cursed hydrangea. The chore for the fox in episode five is the lighter of the four episodes. On Watanuki's walk back to Yuko's, he discovers a food cart owned by a fox and his kid. They serve Watanuki the best oden (a Japanese stew) he's ever tasted, and Watanuki brings Yuko some oden. In return, Yuko asks Watanuki to bring back the fox's two ghost-birds the next night. Of course, since there was a full moon that night, demons attacked Watanuki, so Yuko gives Mokona to Watanuki. And while he's chased by demons, Mokona plays a game with Watanuki called shiritori, in order to repel the demons. Mokona says a word aloud and Watanuki has to say a word with starting with the last syllable of Mokona's word. I loved watching Watanuki struggle to think of words to say aloud.

The next three episodes are grim, to say the least. In episode six, "Indulgence," Watanuki and Yuko returns to the woman with the ring, who cheated on her husband. Yuko and the woman are now friends on the Internet who post on the magical girls bulletin board (I guess there's something for everyone in the Internet). This time, she has another addiction--an addiction to using the Internet obsessively as a diversion. Yuko and Watanuki solve her problems by fixing her computer. And Yuko bought a baseball bat for just this occasion.

In the seventh episode, Watanuki helps out a water sprite with an unspecified chore. Watanuki and Doumeki ask for Himawari's hair ribbons. The water sprite asks Watanuki and Doumeki to go to a humongous hydrangea. However, the hydrangea wraps up Watanuki and pulls him into the plant. He wakes up in a grey world to find a girl who wants to get out of the void they are in. Thankfully, Doumeki saves him again. Unfortunately, the girl wasn't saved--the girl was already dead.

The eighth episode is the most disturbing one yet. In this episode, a practicing teacher at Watanuki finds a pencil-shaped metal container at Yuko's yard sale. Yuko lets her have the container, but warns her not to open it. However, when she does open it, she finds an artifact called the monkey's paw. Whenever she makes a wish, one of the monkey's fingers break. But as the episode continues, the teacher discovers that not all wishes come true. In fact, her college professor calls her on the phone to tell her that her thesis was a work of plagiarism. She accidentally makes a wish for a subway train accident, and a person next to her dies in it at the subway. Eventually, she dies an awful death by monkey paw.

xxxHolic continues its spiritual theme of contentfulness. Yuko continues to remind us that its better for people not to wish for so much, because we are fine the way we are. Of course, some people wish for more, and Yuko continues to grant them their wishes for things in return. This is a difficult business for Yuko, but in Japan, someone has to teach people to tame their inner beast. Yuko is just the person to do the job.

This is starting to become a dark and grim anime series, but it still remains very insightful. This is one of the best anime series this year. I'm looking forward to watching more.

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Small scare, the blog continues onward

I'm having problems paying my credit card bills, but at least my parents like my anime blog. I have been able to keep subscribing to Netflix.

Still, I really need a job now. After half a year of keeping this anime blog, I'm actually running low on money. If I don't get a job, I won't be able to keep blogging, or remain working. Period.

At least Netflix isn't as money-draining as my subscription to the New York Times. God, I'm going to stop my subscription because it's so expensive.

I'm holding my breath in hopes of a decent job. Wish me luck.

Friday, June 6, 2008

DVD Review - Oh my "Lucky Star"!

If "Neon Genesis Evangelion" showed all the problems of Japan, "Lucky Star" shows everything that is good about Japan. Most Americans may gloss over this cheeky series about otaku and Japanese culture, but people who love Japanese culture will undoubtably love "Lucky Star."

"Lucky Star" is, like "Azumanga Daioh," a series about high school girls in Japan. However, while "Azumanga" dealt with high school girls and their everyday life, "Lucky Star" deals with high school girls and their fascination with otaku culture. Otaku, if you haven't heard of them, refers primarily to video game and anime addicts in Japan. The choice of characters and the topic is fascinating in itself, because the older generation of Japanese people refer to otaku as children who just won't grow up.

On the contrary, "Lucky Star" promotes the message that anime is not bad at all. In fact, the main character, Konata Izumi, liberates herself from her humdrum everyday life with online games, shonen (boys) manga and dating simulation games. Every day, she likes to imagine her friends as anime characters, and reimagines scenes in everyday life as scenes from "Cromartie High School" and "Street Fighter II." While her friends initially believe that Konata is slacking off and cramming at the last minute, she certainly succeeds well, based on her test grades and her gleeful expression when her friends ask how well she did on her entrance exams.

Konata's friends are just as interesting. Kagami Hiragi, the genius of the group of friends, often tries to convince Konata to stop slacking off (good job). However, no matter how hard Konata tries, she can't help slipping into her habits of reading manga and watching episodes of "The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya." Kagami's twin sister, Tsukasa, is a clumsy airhead who actually makes an effort to study, but gets so carried away with planning everything that she forgets about studying. Miyuki Tahara is from a wealthy family and always talks politely. And she can give encyclopedia definitions for everything that her friends talk about.

This is a series that is whimsical and fun for its simple, but unique characters. I could never imagine that an elementary school girl in Japan would love dating simulation games, which mostly focus on male characters who can choose from a variety of girls to date, kiss and even have sex with. However, Konata is just that type of person, because her mother died and her father loves playing those dating video games. This alone allows the kids to bring up interesting discussions about whether an addiction to dating games is a healthy habit.

The most interesting part of the series is the "Lucky Channel" segment at the end of every episode, hosted by the cute Akira Kogami and her male assistant, Minoru Shiraishi. The two look at letters to the director and discuss character profiles. However, in the middle of the segment, Akira usually sulks about how much she hates her job, her parents who withhold her allowance and her directors who force her to play cute characters. Akira's character makes for hilarious conversations between Shiraishi and Kogami.

But the series is nowhere near as exciting as the wacky opening theme song, "Motteke Serafuku." The characters sing about three-piece uniforms, getting cherry pies and their pride for wearing sailor shirts as schoolgirl uniforms. Don't ask about the lyrics, because I'm clueless as to what some of them really mean. However, the subtitle writers did a good job translating them as best as they could. And a whole bunch of schoolgirls are in cheerleader uniforms, dancing to the bass-thumping dance music. It's quite a spectacle, and it's probably the best opening sequence I've seen in awhile.

Certainly "Lucky Star" has its flaws--anime fans who love subtitles will have a tough time catching up with the long dialogue of these kids, and they may miss out on references to the dating game "To Heart." However, for people who love Japanese culture, this is a must-have series. I'm definitely picking up this series for its unique look at Japanese mannerisms.

Some of the extras are great as well. There is a karaoke video of the opening sequence of the series and a special segment called "The Adventures of Minoru Shiraishi." This is the real-life Minoru Shiraishi, the music director for "Lucky Star." In this episode, he heads to a rocky beach in Kyushu (I think) to sing anime songs, such as the "Miracle Minarun-run" from "The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya." The segment a hilarious look at how far Japanese directors will go to entertain people.
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